bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via brianmayspenguin)
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
(via billishotterthanthehell)
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
forever reblog
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
(via lonelyhumanoid)
a reminder that mental illnesses are actual life-altering disorders and not quirky or cute fashion accessories
(Source: roosterteat, via billishotterthanthehell)
- 1) Screenshot your desktop
- 3) Screenshot your blog
- 4) Screenshot your post count
- 5) Screenshot your liked count
- 6) Screenshot your followers
- 7) Screenshot your dash
- 8) Screenshot your favorite blog
- 9) Screenshot your message count
- 10) Screenshot your saved url's
- 11) Screenshot [insert whatever]
